Seeking refuge from so many terrible headlines, I was going through my cell phone pictures and found something that brought a smile to my face. One of the coolest and funnest things I’ve seen/bought at a gun show is the Assault Pea Shooter pictured below.

It is remarkably accurate (and sub-lethal) when used on misbehaving kids at 8-10 feet.

I have not mastered the full auto option, but have found that the single shot usually suffices for my purposes. As my wife would say, go get you one!